Potty Time

First you bought me diapers
Then you take them away
And give me what you call
training pants
That 's really strange, I'd say!

Now you sit this silly potty
Right in front of me
And tell me that is where
I am to sit
If I should have to "pee".

Well, I think this is all really silly
But I want to do what I should do
So I sit here on this potty
And I do it just for you!